1. Why teenage kids' dancing is now just dry humping.
2. Why my mother has not won the lottery yet. (Such persistance will pay off.)
3. Why church services always have to have a sermon.
4. Why coaches don't put the people that I want in certain postions. I know best.
5. Why Carole won't let us talk about politics on her blog.
6. Why the Jonas Brothers are popular.
7. you fill in the next.
7. Why Riley poops ONLY when I'm just starting to eat my lunch, NO MATTER what time I choose to eat lunch (therefore having to wipe her hiney and smell her "stuff" and thus ruin the appeal factor of what's on my plate)
ReplyDelete8. Why one of my in-laws doesn't like NBA basketball because there's "too many blacks playing now."
9. Why it irritates Jimmy when I put short stuff on the top shelf in the fridge.
10. Why they charge almost a dollar a minute for an inmate to call you from jail, plus a few more bucks just to place the call.
Isabelle used to do the poop thing. I believe it was a calculated attempt to ruin my meals.
ReplyDeleteIs Jimmy in jail?
Why people don't use all of the on ramp/lane thing when coming onto the interstate. Or when merging why do they do it so far back. DRIVES ME CRAZY!!
ReplyDeleteWhy it took me 9 1/2 years to find an awsome man?
ReplyDeleteWhy does my awsome man have 4 kids (3-15)? (mine are grown)
Why hasn't mama won the lottery?
Why is it harder to loose weight when we get older?
oh, and as far as the politics on my blog, I told you already, I just don't like disagreeing with my friends on the blog. If I wasn't stressed about the adoption and all these huge life changes right now, I could handle the debate but I just can't right now so I have chosen not to talk politics on my blog but I will comment on other blogs that post about it. :-)
ReplyDeleteCarole, I was just funnin'. I respect you.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not in jail.
ReplyDeleteBut, I can't be held responsible for my actions if she keeps putting short stuff on the top shelf of the fridge.
that was just a little dry humor, btw.
ReplyDeleteI can so totally control my emotions, even when it comes to proper fridge organization.
here's a couple of things I don't understand....
- why people are dense enough to ask me in front of my kids if they are adopted.
- why I'm shoveling snow as we approach Memorial Day.
- why my dog will chew everything within her reach except for the CHEW TOYS.
- why those house-destroying little varmints known as red-headed woodpeckers are a protected species.
- why red-headed woodpeckers are so susceptible to bb gunfire.
- why I have to squeegy the shower stall after each shower instead of just replacing the glass every 5 years or so... or moving when it gets too dirty.
- why fig newtons are so good.
Jimmy you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why Carole Sue is for Obama and me the conservative Democrat(I Don't believe in Abortion)Mother is going to have to vote for McCain because I agree something is wrong with Obama. he is just too smooth.
ReplyDeleteI don't have much to add, except to say excellent vintage Keith Green selection.
ReplyDeleteNothing knocks you down a few pegs like a Keith Green song.
Why in Jacksonville, the storms left behind five inches of rain, but here on our dry lake bed, not a drop...What gives?
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