"How are you?"
Said by everyone I know all year.
"Aunt Karen, I got this. Look at my eyes. I GOT this."
Said by Little Ken as he assured me that he would not let my boys get into any trouble in the Bahama's.
"Let's hear it for the MILF!"
Said by drunk guy at Senor Frog's trying to make me feel good about the ladies hitting on my underage sons. Did not work.
"I hate people."
Sally
"That's how 6'5" people get hurt."
Kandi, upon my description of seeing Black James at my door at 6 am. My reaction is fear. Kandi's is not. I love her spirit so much.
"Mom, be happy!"
Andrew. Thank you.
"I will kick that mouse's ass."
Tracy on Chuck E. Cheese. Our mutual hatred of that "restaurant" is one of the many glues that binds us.
"Jesus came inside of me."
Said by a well-meaning but not very street smart Baptist preacher.
"At least we still have our teeth."
Said from a little boy in Johnny's BBQ as I passed by his table. When times are tough, you find the good.
"LaBatts!!"
Clyde and I.
"Sup my nigga"
Said by me way too much. It's just so catchy.
Feel free to add to this. I know I will remember more. Happy New Year!
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ReplyDeleteThat is why you should Twitter, you could throw these nuggets out as they happen.
ReplyDeleteBTW nice new design!! Who did it? :-) I redid mine too. Art is good.
How did i know "I Hate People" would end up on here?
ReplyDeletei love you! (:
Mine is definitely going to catch on in 2010. You watch.
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