Tonight is the Big Man on Campus "show" at school. It's basically a beauty pageant for guys, which is hilarious. Girls would do this for the ego strokes, but guys do it for cash ($200) and the chance to shake it in front of an audience. I am so glad for the exhibitionism of my son and his friends. It cracks me up and makes me think that Mardi Gras is in all of us. There are some very cool people who would criticize them, but they are kings to me. I love a front man. Every girl does.  So kiss it, haters. We live once, and we should laugh. It's Friday, so if you get the chance to howl at the moon, do it. You may not see the moon tomorrow.