Quotes

Some quotes from the year...

"That's bizarre." Mason, many times. He has met his quota with this one.

"Do mean large or jumbo?" Every Johnny's girl at one time or another.

"Wouldn't you like to stick this in someone's chest?" Tracy, holding a pitchfork. I said no, and oddly was not creeped out.

"I wouldn't mind sticking a pitchfork in someone's chest." Dave, too.

"I do." Me and my Miller.

"Please be nice to me." Me

"Go home, get drunk, and take advantage of yourself." Me again, to lonely women everywhere.

"As if any of you have any remote clue what he would think in this situation, or as if his take on the situation would be the right one. Stop using Paw Paw." Bradley in perfect form trying to get people to stop speaking on the authority of my dad. Loved this!

"You won't out bitch me." Tara. She said this quietly in the ear of a young woman who was in way over her head.

"Love you, too." Honey. Sweet words.

"If you ever loved somebody, put ya hands up." Nelly

"I want a baby tiger." Andrew and Evan

"I may not provide food and clothes, but I give my children morals." A fool.

"Don't you dare let them see you cry." Kyle Tate, my lawyer

"I'm gay." One of the best friends in the world.

Love you all. More later.....