My Bar Fight Team

During my day, I think of very important things. How I will get Evan into college, my aching hip, the environment (just kidding), and my ever growing and changing bar fight team. You may be on it. It's a list of people that I bring together in this head on my shoulders. They are the ones that I feel are best suited to fight a gang of Hell's Angels at a pool hall. I, of course, would never make the cut. I am not a fighter. I can hurt you with my words. Maybe. I am sitting at the bar watching my team kick some biker ass. I have witty people around me. They' re on my team, but in support roles, like those small people who run out on the football field to stretch the charlie cramps (as Isabelle says) out of the players' legs.

I don't put the Baton Rouge people and family on this list because that is a separate team. A special all star team that could take on any other team. The same goes for the Okeechobee people.

Tracy Miller is top of my list. He is there for his toughness, mental and physical, and his strong desire to stick a pitchfork in someone's chest. He also dreams of being terminally ill so he can go on a killing spree. **none of this is true about Tracy. He is a loving, gentle soul. Not a psychopath. He would never censor me either. Love that man.***

Michelle Filing. Waitress, pool shark, bad ass.

Isaac Morford. He is on the list because of his pure love of hurting people. Especially the young and weak. I have known kids say "you're breaking my arm," and he holds it a little longer. For fun.

Linda Latner, the Spaniard. Enough said. She curses like poetry.

Kameron Kicklighter. Do not under estimate my good hearted friend. He 1/3 Rottweiler. He crazy. I have seen him try with all his heart to put a spear through his brother's chest when they were younger. He snaps.

Cameron Yarbrough. My awesome friend who is a thug. Ganstalicious.

Travis Jolley. Big Daddy. My go to.

Jenn is there, but I keep her close to me. I may need to run for help, and she is there to hold off people while I do.

There are more. I'm sure I am forgetting some. Again, my list is a living, ever changing...thing. If you have any recruits you would like me to look at, I'm open. You see what I'm looking for. Honey's friend Naomi will one day be on the team. I've got my eye on her.

Happy Friday.